model info

date of origin

september 2020. allegedly.

cosmetic options

sleek all-black paint w/ elegant white cravat. 5 beans per leg.

tactical specs

• large headlights with photosensitive adjusting aperture technology
• each limb comes equipped with curved blades, 0.5" radius.
• subscribe to monthly premium sharpening plan, only $5/mo!!!
• fuel type: gravies

my story (not clickbait)

heartless cruel papá has moved me in three (3!!!!!) apawrtments. how is a girl supposed to have any stability in life!!! b4 that I lived with some lady. one time there were sparrows living in my floor and I would have eated them as a tasty snack except father seasoned them with lemon and I hates lemon. was so close to digging thru the floor too.